[ THISAVROU: INBOX ] MID messages & IC mail

[forwardmomentum]

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IC Voice Mail "Personnel Officer Miles here. If this is a personal matter, leave a message; if it's ship business-related, may I direct you to the Personnel Office's suggestion box. Sending me a barrage of texts will not make me respond to you any faster, so don't, Ivan." Mun Contact PLURK:   runawayballista

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[whatdidisay]

Right, only yours was pleased you actually managed to have legs. Mine's just going to be disappointed.

You should find her before she finds you. 😬

[forwardmomentum]

Oh, I'm sure you can make her proud, Ivan. Tell her all about your collection of district flags, I'm sure she'll be impressed.

I'll get to it. Right now I've got bigger things to worry about. The Ingress-sponsored family reunion isn't limited to just your mother.

[whatdidisay]

Lieutenant Lord Ivan Xav Vorpatril: unmarried, but has set foot in every single district! I'm reminded why I like your wine cellar back home, it's much more sympathetic to my problems. Also the best wine -- you think we might end up lucky and get a few bottles next mail call?

So, who's it this time? Uncle Aral? Your grandfather? If it's Emperor Yuri we can probably leave him planet-side the first chance we're given.

[forwardmomentum]

God, I hope so. Besides Fat Ninny, all I got was a few bottles of creme de meth. Don't know if you've ever had it, but it's foul stuff.

A series of valiant guesses and yet, as they say, no cigar. Try my brother.

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[whatdidisay]

Your brother?

[whatdidisay]

You'd better keep that creep away from me, Miles, I swear. Unless he's looking for a solid punch in the face and then you'll know where to find me.

[forwardmomentum]

Am I my brother's keeper? I don't think he's looking for a fight, Ivan, or a repeat of any part of what happened. In fact, I think he'd much rather stay away.

[whatdidisay]

Good. It better stay that way. Because I'm not nearly dying because of that little shit again, do you hear me?

[forwardmomentum]

No. You're not.

[whatdidisay]

Good.

I'll see you around, Miles.