[ THISAVROU: INBOX ] MID messages & IC mail

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IC Voice Mail "Personnel Officer Miles here. If this is a personal matter, leave a message; if it's ship business-related, may I direct you to the Personnel Office's suggestion box. Sending me a barrage of texts will not make me respond to you any faster, so don't, Ivan." Mun Contact PLURK:   runawayballista

Comments

thanks obamiles

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I see what you did.
You took what I said but you turned it around and suggested I use my own methods on myself instead of other people because that is clever and a clever response my goodness there must be top notch Burnologists on this ship good heavens goodness me

yw

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[ aurelia just gets a form response that says: ]

Ticket closed.

1/... idk. some amount

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My job is boring.
Please ensure the problems brought to me are more interesting.
I recommend poisoning a few people, maybe arranging a few assassinations here and there.
I have numbers if you need them.

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My job is boring.
Please ensure the problems brought to me are more interesting.
I recommend poisoning a few people, maybe arranging a few assassinations here and there.
I have numbers if you need them.

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My job is boring.
Please ensure the problems brought to me are more interesting.
I recommend poisoning a few people, maybe arranging a few assassinations here and there.
I have numbers if you need them.

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My job is boring.
Please ensure the problems brought to me are more interesting.
I recommend poisoning a few people, maybe arranging a few assassinations here and there.
I have numbers if you need them.

OKAY THIS IS THE LAST ONE JUST PRETEND SHE SENT LIKE A LOT

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My job is boring.
Please ensure the problems brought to me are more interesting.
I recommend poisoning a few people, maybe arranging a few assassinations here and there.
I have numbers if you need them.

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[ MORE FORM RESPONSES. you set a great example, captain manasseh ]

Your request to be transferred to Waste Disposal has been received and is under review. You will be contacted shortly once it has finished processing.

Thank you,
The Personnel Office

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Monseuir Personnel Officer,

I do believe you may be mistaken with the judgement you have taken it upon yourself to pass. You see, ships like these may be common in quantity, but rarely do they run smoothly. I myself have come across a downed ship on the Pandoran moon of Elpis, the thing having been destroyed by lava bursts or something I don't know I wasn't listening I was having too much fun shooting things. Anyway, the point is everything was dead and it was brilliant.

Your existence as a personnel officer seems to be akin to the famed artwork of Banksy, a popular Earth artist who I believe was eventually knighted Overlord of Absurdism.

It's truly artwork in motion, and I fully recommend opening a museum for the other people on this ship to enjoy, myself included. Perhaps one of those robots can be the matre d.

With love,
Aurelia Hammerlock.
xxx

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ERROR. Message delivery failed: returning message to sender.

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I am going to shoot you.

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ERROR. Message delivery failed: returning message to sender.

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Whatever shall I do? It seems like my MID is malfunctioning! How unfortunate!

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[ miles decides smugly not to respond to that one. shepard's the MID technician, she can play customer service for a while. ]

all these messages at different times including stupid times in the morning

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It's curious, however.

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Those communicators are quite low tech compared to the ECHO devices I've been using.

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The messages are showing up as sent.

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They either go through or they don't.

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I'll have to mention to the other arbitration officer how poorly you are carrying out your duties.

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Or maybe the captains.

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You know, I've just figured out how to fix my problem.
Thank you, darling.